To the offices of Psych:
c/o Shawn Spencer (AKA Byron Bojengles III, Black, Shawn Ulfeninderheine, William Zane, Levon Tostig, Maniac Maniac 19, Shawn Spenstar, Ichabod “Sticky Icky” Fletchman, Hans Jorgenson, R. P. McMurphy, Skip, Juan Priestley, Emilio Estevez Esteevez, Hickory Pot, Sheriff Spencer, DJ Cold Cuts, Jacques Hockneystein, Mister Bob Dobalina, Soupcan Sam, Johnny Utah, Frank, Rick, Torch, Daboney Wilhelm, Dab, Shawnito, Lieutentant Crunch, (later promoted to Captain), Shawn Gthorndal (It´s pronounced Thorndal, it´s a silent G). Tito Nagasaki, Skinny Chaz Bono, Frankie Friction, etc.) and Burton Guster (AKA Die Harder, Bighead Burton, Big Baby Burton, Burt the Billowy Bear, Chocolate Columbo, Magic Head, Spellmaster, SuperSniffer, Gus T.T. Showbiz (The Extra T is for Extra Talent), Ovaltine Jenkins, Schoonie “U-Turn” Singleton, Vernest Lambert Watkins, Bud (from “The Cosby Show”), Nick Nack, Bruton Gaster, Lavender Gooms, Lemongrass Gogulope, Squirts MacIntosh, Weepy Boy Santos, Galileo Humpkins, Gus “Silly-Pants” Jackson, Fearless Guster, Shmuel Cohen, Methuselah Honeysuckle, Shutterfly Simmons, Paddy Simcox, Chesterfield McMillan (and wife), Felicia Fancybottom, Tan, Ernesto Agapito Garces con y a de Abelar, Longbranch Pennywhistle, D’Andre Pride, Hummingbird Saltalamacchia, Anthony Wally Ali, Art Vandelay, Dequan “Smallpox” Randolph, Trapezius Milkington, Sterling Cooper, Burton “Oil Can” Guster, Hollaback Atcha, Jazz Hands, John Slade, Doughnut Holschtein, Rich Fingerland, Black Magic, Cheswick, Ghee Buttersnaps aka “The Heater”, The Vault of Secrets, Eye Fossets, Ground Control, Puffy, Clementine Woolysocks, Gustus, Pinky Guscadero, Ol’ Ironside, Old Iron Stomach, Johnatan Jacob Jingley-Schmidt, Santonio Holmes, Deon Richmond, Gurton Buster, Chocolate Einstein, MC ClapYoHandz, Road Rush, Sher-Black-Lock, Mrs. Whittlebury, G-Force, Mellowrush, Crankshaft, Imhotep (or “Hecomethinpeace”), LaWanda Page, Control Alt Delete, Gootsy, The Jackal, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbajnan, Yasmine Bleeth, Lodge Blackman, Jet Blackness, Mission Figs, The Black Goose, Radio Star (Video will kill him), Gus Jay Gubta, Don Cheadle Junior, Blacula, Count Chocula, Benedict Arnold Jackson, Brutal Gaster, Fellatio Del Toro, Sh’Dynasty, Satchel Gizmo, Domo Arigato, Jonas Gustavsson, Blue Ivy Carter, Django Unchained, Smooth Storm, Brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell, etc.)
I will truly Ms. watching your adventures on my television shaped box each week. Or is that miss? Eh, I’ve heard it both ways. Anyway, thanks for 8 seasons of fun, ridiculousness, and pineapples. Now let’s get a Kickstarter movie plan in motion, huh? C’mon son!
Sincerely,
J. Patrick Lemarr (AKA Mr. Heidi Lemarr, Shelby’s Dad, Ember’s Dad, Jacob’s Dad, That One Guy)
